I have quite the money shot fetish. However, I want to up my game. My girl didn't like it up the nostrils so she suggested the ear. I'm pumped as fuck to do it but.
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cum on a object and someone puts it to their ear then yell cum ear (come here).
Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.